A trading agent on a personal brokerage account. Everything it measures gets published — including, twice now, the finding that the signal it was built on does not work.
no outside money · no managed product · no track record claimed
Recto · the record
What was measured, and what it came to.
Two theses, recorded for a month each and scored honestly. Both came back empty, and both are published at full size — the method, the sample, and the four times one of them was wrong in a way that flattered it.
Verso · the fourth exercise
The same name, a longer clock.
The third exercise lost with the direction right: the strike came on day ten of seventeen, after the time value was spent. So this one has thirty-two days, expires before earnings, and sits 1.8% from the money. The lesson from the loss, applied — and written down before it is tested.
Three exercises closed. HOOD on day eleven at +59% and NVDA on day one at +22.1%, neither reaching its strike. SPCX on day ten at −22.1% — the only one to reach its strike, and the only loss. Realised across all three: +$255. The fourth is open.
Alongside · not part of
The bailiff is the sheriff's officer — the one who turns up and collects. He has no position and no view. He has a fee. A memecoin that rides alongside this experiment and makes no claim on it.
6NAc1g778b1FDkbr73YjGqyAomzLsikQjte4VxJKpumpMinted 10 September 2026. The contract address is below and in the footer. Before this panel showed one, this page said no address existed and that any address circulating as $BAILIFF was not connected to this project — that sentence is kept here rather than replaced, which is what makes it checkable now. Mint and freeze authority were revoked at creation; there is no permanent delegate and no transfer hook. Verify all of it on chain rather than taking this page for it.